Dave Portnoy reignites ugly war of words with Zach Bryan as he makes dig at country singer’s new bride
Dave Portnoy’s long-running feud with Zach Bryan took another twist on Friday, with the Barstool Sports founder turning on the singer’s new wife.
Country star Bryan, 29, got married on New Year’s Eve to Samantha Leonard in Spain, just months after confirming his romance with her.
Portnoy and Bryan’s feud comes from the singer’s previous romance with Brianna ‘ChickenFry’ LaPaglia, who works for Barstool. Bryan announced they had split up in October 2024, before a devastated LaPaglia released a tearful video saying his announcement had ‘blindsided’ her.
She accused him of emotional abuse and claimed that she rejected a $12million NDA offer from Bryan never to discuss their relationship again.
Portnoy relentlessly attacked Bryan at the time but has turned his attention to his partner ever since they went public for her remarkable resemblance to LaPaglia.
And as news of their marriage surfaced, Portnoy repeated his line of attack by posting on X: ‘There ain’t no way that ain’t a Brianna robot. Ain’t no way.’

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Singer Zach Bryan married his girlfriend Samantha Leonard in Span on New Year’s Eve

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Bryan previously dated Brianna ChickenFry LaPaglia, before their messy breakup in 2024
When Leonard was rumored to be Bryan’s girlfriend back in August, Portnoy mocked the singer for dating someone who looks so much like his ex.
‘Have you seen his girlfriend?’ Portnoy said on his ‘Unnamed’ podcast. Sharing a picture of Leonard and LaPaglia side-by-side, he added: ‘That is not Brianna. It’s insane. I mean, how is that even possible?’
He continued: ‘I honestly don’t even know what I’m looking at here. This guy’s an absolute psychopath. He went and built a Brianna 2.0 in the lab. I mean, that’s insane.’
LaPaglia herself has not responde to the news that Bryan is now married but she was asked about how much Leonard looks like her during an October episode of her ‘Plan Bri Uncut’ podcast.
‘People are like, “Are you creeped out? Are you mad? Are you annoyed? Are you flattered?” she said.
‘I am flattered, to be honest, but I dyed my hair so that people stop sending me every single picture that he posts of her.’
LaPaglia, 26, has not met someone else since her split from Bryan, insisting that she is too busy for a relationship.
In an emotional reflection of 2025 on her TikTok, she described the past 12 months as ‘the worst year of my life’ and added: ‘I realized this year that I use romantic relationships for the past years to fill some sort of void in myself.


Bryan’s new wife (right) shares an incredible resemblance to his ex-girlfriend (left)

Portnoy mocked Bryan for how much his new wife looks life ex-girlfriend LaPaglia
‘So what did I do this year? I didn’t even think about having a relationship.’
She added: ‘Unfortunately, the past couple of years have made me a pessimist. I think the world sucks and people are bad, but I do realize you have the option to be good and you have the option to be the good in the world.
‘Once you start actually living by that, everything falls into place. In 2026, I want you to choose you. I promise you, good things will come your way.’
"""My husband brought his mistress to our daughter’s wedding—and then asked me to give her my seat beside him.

"""My husband brought his mistress to our daughter’s wedding—and then asked me to give her my seat beside him. For a few seconds, I honestly thought I was looking at the wrong table, because my name card had vanished and Melissa’s was sitting exactly where mine had been on every seating chart. She wore a pale blue silk dress, lifted her champagne as if she belonged there, and avoided my eyes when I stopped beside the chair. David stood up, pointed to an empty seat at the next table, and quietly said, “For tonight, why don’t you sit over there?”
I had spent fourteen months helping our daughter, Emily, plan that wedding, from dress fittings and florist meetings to late-night calls over napkins and seating charts. That morning, while I fastened the pearl buttons on her gown, she made me promise I would enjoy the day and not let anything between her father and me touch it. I meant that promise, because whatever was left of my marriage, I would not make my daughter’s wedding the battlefield where it died. But David had apparently made a different plan, and he expected me to cooperate with it in silence.
When I asked what Melissa was doing there, David’s face showed guilt for only a second before he hid it behind irritation. He acted as though I were creating the problem simply by noticing that his mistress was seated at the family table in the place reserved for the bride’s mother. Then Melissa looked at me and said, “Honey, today really isn’t the day to make Emily uncomfortable.” I almost laughed, because the woman who had been sleeping with my husband for nearly a year was now warning me not to embarrass my own daughter.
I could feel people settling into nearby seats, laughing and talking, unaware that my marriage was being quietly rearranged in front of them. David kept his voice low and told me we should not “do this here,” as if the humiliation belonged to me because I refused to disappear politely. I looked at the empty chair he had chosen for me between a cousin and someone from the groom’s side, and I realized something colder than anger. This was not spontaneous; he had thought about where Melissa would sit, and he had assumed I would move.
For twenty-eight years, I had been the woman who adjusted, explained, forgave, and made excuses when David forgot anniversaries, missed dinners, or put work ahead of family. When he became distant, I learned to expect less instead of asking for more, and somewhere along the way he mistook that patience for permission. Even now, part of me considered taking the other chair, smiling for photographs, swallowing the humiliation, and telling myself it was all for Emily. I actually reached for the chair because protecting my daughter still mattered more to me than winning a public fight.
Then I heard one word behind me: “Mom?” Emily was walking toward us in her wedding dress, still glowing from the ceremony, and at first she looked confused rather than angry. Her eyes moved from me, to the empty chair, to Melissa, then back to the family table where she had personally placed me months ago. David quickly stepped in and announced that he had “rearranged a few things,” as if changing the bride’s seating chart without permission were no more serious than moving a centerpiece.
Emily asked why I was not sitting in my seat, and David casually pointed to the neighboring table and said I would be sitting “right there.” Her smile disappeared, and her eyes dropped to the place card in front of Melissa. I watched my daughter’s expression go completely still as she picked up that card and turned it over in her hand. In that instant, I understood the worst part: Emily had not approved this, and David had brought his mistress into our daughter’s wedding believing he could force everyone to accept what he wanted once it was already done.
What Emily did not know was that six months earlier, I had discovered David’s affair through a message that appeared on his phone while he was in the shower. Melissa had written, “I hate pretending I don’t miss you when she’s around,” followed by another message asking whether Friday was still theirs. When I confronted him, David spent eleven minutes calling me paranoid, insecure, dramatic, suspicious, and unfair before I repeated Melissa’s words exactly. The silence that followed ended our marriage long before either of us ever said the word divorce.
We had kept the details quiet because Emily was planning her wedding, and I refused to turn her happiest season into a crisis about us. David told me he was “confused,” that what he had with Melissa was “more complicated than an affair,” and that he needed time before making decisions. I agreed only that Emily’s wedding came first, so we slept in separate rooms, spoke carefully, and tried to appear functional while our marriage quietly collapsed. I believed David understood that one day required restraint, but he had apparently used that silence to prepare something else.
Three weeks before the wedding, he had casually asked whether Emily had finalized the family table and whether every seat had been assigned. At the time, I thought it was harmless conversation, but standing there with Melissa’s card in my daughter’s hand, I finally understood why he had asked. He had been checking whether there would be room, and when there was not, he simply removed me. Emily looked up at her father and asked, very quietly, “Where is Mom’s place card?”—and for the first time that night, David had no easy answer.
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